Hello, Bombshells

Just a lil heads up! We will not be moving into our new location in Downtown CL on May 1st 2015. Due to mistakes made by Haute Bombshells, we thought it best to keep ourselves a mobile unit for the time being.

If you bought one of the studio specials, we’ll refund to the account it was paid for (today, may take a few days for it to show up) and you will receive an letter with a free tan.

We’re extremely sorry for any inconvenience’s, please contact via email, private message or by calling us at 815.679.0672 if you have any questions or concerns!



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10 Things Every Female Should Know…


You are a prayer in the most holy mouth, the space between clasped hands, a landscape so picturesque, any angle. You are a reminder that magic exists.


Oh they will stop and stare, you most divine creature with unapologetic skin and fearless features. Learn to take a compliment. Settle into being the center of things.


When you fall in love, let it be with a person who asks nothing of you. Your existence should be enough. If they do not kiss you urgently and often, find someone who understands that lips in the presence of love should ignite passion.


Keep a few great friends. When they tell you harsh truths, learn to listen for the love. Growth is necessary and annoying at times, but look and you will always find the silver lining.


Buy the perfect shade of red lipstick. It, like the perfect black dress, are weapons. Use them at will.

(Speaking of red…)


Stop hiding your tampons. You are a woman. You bleed. Grown people know this. If he is afraid of menstruation, he is not prepared to be inside of you.


Do not apologize for existing, for being yourself. Apologize when you are not.


If you work hard, ask for a raise. Find your backbone and attach it to your standards. You deserve the money that correlates to how hard you work.


Feed yourself kind words, chocolate, quality people, random first date, solitude, orgasms, and books. You will need really, really good books. Live in the story of them.


If all else fails, repeat after me: I am enough.

I am enough. I am most certainly enough.

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Diary of a Haute Bombshell…

Ugh. What’s a Bombshell to do? How hard is it to find a man that is just like me? LOL I’ve said it a few {million} times; How I wish I could clone myself. Why not? I’m flipping perfect. I earn my own money, I’m successful at what I do… I have my own life, not clingy/needy. Fucking HOT, have my shit together, depend on no one. I’m funny, charismatic and charming. What is not to love?

Evidently a lot… {chuckles} very few males out there are prepared to deal with our particular breed and the ones that are capable are few and far between. {POUTS}, it’s “ok” Bombshells… we’ll survive we always do.

Currently my love life is overwhelmed ex’s… they’re pouring out of the woodwork and though some {most} of them are lovely men, who on paper seem like perfect matches, just don’t add up in the real world.

Is it wrong that when I describe some of them it starts with “he’s too nice”, what kind of cunt says that? Me… I say that. I would slay him, eat him alive and he would end up hating me for the rest of his life. Some would say {actually a lot of people have said…} You have too much masculine energy. WHAT THE FUCK is that supposed to mean? I know what it’s supposed to mean, but seriously this day in age…we’re still using archaic gender roles to define people? Totall bullshit if you ask me.

Guess what? I define myself. And you know what… it’s working for me. It’s making me money and giving me the life I want. I’m not a typical female {duh} I never yearned for the nuclear family. I knew from a young age that I wasn’t the marrying type. I get antsy when the possessiveness in a romantic partner comes out. There is nothing “typical” about me and I LOVE IT, and the right person will love it too. What kind of a little bitch needs a woman to submit herself to him… to strip away all the parts of herself that make her unique just so he can “feel like a man”? Why would you want someone like that? I want someone just as bold as I am. Tenacious, ambitious and fucking hungry for what life has to offer.  Devour this buffet together, could you imagine the sex? OMG.

Stop quieting yourself. Stop limiting yourself with what others think or what you fear they think of you. Shamefully I know way too many men and women who hate themselves. Hate who they are, hate what they look like, hate what they do have and hate what they don’t. Nothing I say or do to implore you to love the motherfucking shit out of yourself. Who you ARE. The good things and all the flaws. Cause you will always find an excuse to offset what I’m trying to tell you. Always. You’ll look in the mirror and will be unable to make eye contact with the person in the mirror. My question to you is “Why? Why the fuck are you allowing yourself to feel like that?”What purpose is it serving? I’m waiting… Is it feeding the homeless? Saving children from around the world from hunger or sex slavery? Because if you’re going to martyr your ass it might as well be serving a purpose. But it isn’t . The only thing hating yourself is doing is fucking up YOU. Preventing YOU from living. So concerned what others think about you? Why?

Fuck ’em…

Talk about going off on a tangent lol….



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Bonjour, Bombshells…

Hello loves, So it’s been awhile to say the least. However, we’re slowly coming back and with a NEW and IMPROVED Haute Bombshells experience. Life has an amazing way of showing us oppurtunityour path and should we choose to make the choices to follow our destiny (or sometimes not) the World has a way of opening up. I always knew even as a little girl that I was meant for greatness and here I am on the edge of my greatness. I truly believe in the deep seeded belief and manifestation of your dreams. It WILL NEVER BE EASY. NEVER. I can promise you that, in fact I can promise you it WILL NEVER be “EASY”. In fact it will be hard and that is why most never realize their dreams…most are happy to just dream.


That being said, I implore you to get on the dance floor. Don’t give a flying fuck what anyone has to say. DANCE.


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